My Fitbit is so judgemental

You've only done 3 of 9 hours of exercise today.

Step it up, only 200 steps to go this hour!

I'm trekking through the Himalayas at an altitude of about 15,500ft. I'm gonna do whatever steps I want, stop judging me!

Second wind?

This is the second day I've tied my buff (head scarf) into the pirate knot. And this is the second day I've done really well pace wise. I'm fairly sure the pirate headwear is the secret to the Himalayas. Sure the locals don't use it, but that's just because they've been doing it for so long.